Submitted by authority001 on Mon, 07/02/2012 - 10:48am. Mystery of Matter
Well, today I am aspiring to do the experiment of elephant toothpaste. Afterwards I'll eat at Red Lobster for lunch and drive back to work in a limo. When we come back I'll take everyone out to dinner after work with money that a rich gentleman loaned me (his entire fortune) because he was tired of it. And then I'll hop on my pegasus and fly to the uttermost ends of the universe. But enough positivity for the day...